Is Johnny’s Loss Todd’s Gain?

_Thanks to a scheming Connie, Carly/Johnny and Sonny/Kate are kaput! _

Sonny’s wedding night didn’t quite turn out the way he had hoped. The bride (Kate/Connie) went home with the man she claimed was already her husband (Johnny), and the daughter of the groom (Kristina) was kidnapped and nearly killed by his life-long nemesis (Joe Jr.). The good news is that the crab dumplings looked yummy and Sonny’s limo didn’t explode. As bad as his evening was, Connie (who was now TOTALLY in charge of Kate’s body) was as happy as a tornado in a trailer park. She got to see the devastation in Sonny’s eyes AND she got a hot hubby (aka Johnny) as a bonus. Not that he was willing to perform any husbandly duties (as they call it). He wasn’t going to touch her with a ten-foot pole… or… ANY pole, for that matter.

Shattered by Johnny’s betrayal, Carly acted as Carly does, which was by slugging someone. Todd was the unlucky human piñata, who said he didn’t tell her that Johnny and Connie were fooling around because he didn’t want to be the one to hurt her. He’s so good at half-truths, isn’t he? Anyway, she ended up being comforted in his arms and being talked into spending the night. On the sofa. No, really. He actually behaved himself! Go figure.

Other “miracles” were made in Port Charles in the past few days. Olivia contemplated the idea of embracing the Bensonhurst clairvoyant in her; Sonny contemplated the idea of Trey being a good guy; Tracy contemplated the idea of Joe Jr. being a BAD guy; and Elizabeth told the truth! And there’s SO much more to look forward to this week. Jason shares life-changing news with Sam; Heather makes a drastic move when she is cornered; and (you ready for this?) Duke returns!

Tune in to GENERAL HOSPITAL, 2:00 ET and 1:00 PT/CT on ABC. You won’t be sorry!